I do, but they don’t deal with people who can only afford the Douglas Road. By the way, I slept with your Ken. So did My Conor and he only went to Coláiste Chríost Rí. Burn!
I haven’t a clue. And there’s no way I’m going to search online – if Google knows I’m looking at cars in Clare, it will have me marked as a complete pervert.
I rang my niece the Ed Sheeran fan there and said, is Ed one of us? She said no. I said, how do you know he’s not Irish? She said, if he was, the London media would spend all their time claiming he was British. #GreatPoint
I rang my mother there (no one calls her Mam) and said, would you be happy if I moved back in here. She said not as happy as Your Conor. #hurtful